Couldn’t have said it better myself, peaches.
- i will never be cool because i don’t drink coffee or alcohol and you have to drink at least one of them to be cool on any acceptable level
- minimalist living aesthetic is cold and overrated and caters solely towards people who have enough money to make it look like they don’t
- white girl lips often look like two dead anchovies lying side by side and it pains me deeply
About to head onto the rue for my petit déjeuner: un pain-au-chocolate (un Parisien pain-au-chocolat)